wow.  can you make a decent living out of sidewalk art?  that man has way too much time on his hands, in a good way though. 

i bet they don't teach you this in art class..well, not to grafitti-fy public streets and all.

i didn't know there's such a thing as "Duck Rape".  yay, another reason to detest the male population and stay away from them.  i'm just joking.

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meimei: but yah, chika help me write a xanga entry
chikachu: well...u can write how wonderful i am....
c: sheesh, u can even write about final fantasy
c: how excited u r to see me...
c: oooo, do u have any recommendation for what social science GE i should take?
c: (hehehe, u can write a recommendation in ur xanga...)

c: yea....yesterday morning...
m: hehe...chika sounds egocentric!
c: i saw buncha ducks when i was about to get my bike
c: and there's like.....8 male ducks
c: and all quacking and all in one pile almost
m: oo...u gotta show me those ducks when i visit
m: i wanna take photos
c: and i was looking at them, wondering what the hell they're doing
m: haha...food maybe?
c: no...it's actually gross
c: and i looked closely...
c: and there were a female duck in the middle
c: i couldn't see her at first cuz she was pretty much covered by one of the male duck that was totally like on her
c: and she's like trying to waddle away...
c: and all these male ducks are all following her
m: why though?
c: mating season i guess?
m: i thought female ducks flock to male ducks
m: not the other way around            

c: i didn't help her cuz that might wreck the balance of nature
c: but man...group raping of the ducks
m: balance of nature
m: group raping
m: i'm sorry u had to see that
c: may that female duck be blessed w/ many ducklings

c: but dang...i swear there was like...6 or 8 male ducks
m: that's so sad
m: imagine u in the same position
m: that's terrible
c: i'd be traumatized
c: and need like psychological help after that

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if you didn't know any better, i was just trying to fill up space just because my life isn't full of drama and all that good stuff that hollywood flicks feed their audience, like myself.  good night stalkers.  now before you go off to some chinese cuisine that serves roasted ducks, imagine that what you're about to relish is probably the offspring of some rapist and a scandalous duck.  awww, the joys of life.  i'm kidding.                                 

ohmyfreakingoodness...

so i bought some lovely apple cider from starbucks just earlier today and being the thirsty me..without further inspection i gulped half of the contents and then spat everything out right there and then, while three elderly ladies dressed in their grandmotherly clothing stared at me as if i have just landed from a UFO about to abduct them.  obviously the "apple cider" didn't taste like what i have expected whatsoever..and instead..my mouth must have stank like the gutter because apparently one of the starbucks's employees had to resort to pissing into a cup off at an unnoticeable area.  i'm telling you, they need a bathroom..badly.  so anyhow, the employee who tended to me didn't know any better and grabbed the cup of what she thought to be apple cider out of his hands and capped it without confirmation from that sick, sick guy.  so yes, i drank pee and i should go wash my mouth with soap as i am typing this to fool all of you just because it's APRIL FOOLS!!

um yah, that was randomly disgusting and i bet you're wondering whether or not i'm the kind of person to drink urine.  well, the world may never know..but i do love apple cider!  not something that looks like it, the actual drink doopid heads!

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do you know what's really sad?  when a mute person tries to order in a chinese restaurant using his hand gestures and in turn having the employees and bystanders chuckle nervously at the scene he is causing, especially when the waiter and chef made him pay before devouring his food.  but i didn't laugh because it's really that terrible..and what's worse is that i was trying so hard to break a happy-go-lucky smile on my way out of the gloomy restaurant whilst passing by the mute guy who just stared semi-angrily at my half-sympathetically-nervous-smile.  i couldn't even look him in the eye because i felt that guilty for having smiled at all, since it probably lowered his self-esteem even more.  i wish i knew sign language.

[ this entry was inspired by Mickey Icky ]

it's amazing how great the variety of edibles there are on the face of the earth.  what's even more fascinating is that one type of delicacy can resemble the taste of something we (as in meat lovers) consume all the time.

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Tastes Like Chicken

mmm..guess what those are.

- i think i'd stick with tofu and soy sauce. :)

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Boy grabs knife after dad unplugs video game

HONG KONG, China (Reuters) -- A 13-year-old Hong Kong boy flew into a rage and threatened his parents with a kitchen knife after his father pulled the plug on his computer game, police said on Monday.

"The boy's mother told police the boy was thrashing about with a knife. Nobody was charged," a police spokeswoman said.

The father managed to overpower the boy and no one was injured in the fracas early on Sunday morning, a local newspaper reported.

The father pulled the plug on the game at around midnight when the boy refused to stop playing and go to bed.

- we should all learn something from this.  don't go and unplug a friend's or sibling's video game, for you might provoke them to use their physical powers on you rather than in the game.  hmm, but i did enjoy my chung li moves in street fighter though..eh..i'm so out dated.

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i have more articles to waste your time and make you wonder why i read such bizarre stories..but, i'll save them for another day where my head isn't throbbing like crazy.  meanwhile, hope you guys enjoy this song as much as i do because it has been awhile since i've last liked the music video to the song and the entire song itself and the last one was michelle branch's "breathe"/"all you wanted" or the calling's "wherever you will go".  hmm, hoobastank's "the reason" came close because the guitarists sounded great and it might as well be included on the same list as matchbox twenty's "unwell".  but i still love pop..no, justin timberlake isn't included.

anyhow, it was nice getting together with same ol' Amee who came back from socal for spring break and whoop dee doo..got my second dose of thai food ever.  it's usually either chinese, japanese, american and sometimes italian for me.  i seldom go to a thai cuisine..maybe because the sound of coconut rice (hmm, that could be malaysian) just doesn't appeal to me.  but then curry's absolutely yummy..so what d'ya know?  again, i'd stick with tofu and european pastries!  mmm..tiramisu and basically any type of cheesecake sounds delightful.  mmm..egg custards of any kind tastes good too..especially those miniature ones right out of the oven.  it's funny how portuguese and chinese egg custards look and taste so much alike..with the portuguese one seeming more bruised. 

oh yah, i love food.  and you know what i love more than food?  sleep..and of course, psycho-babbling (as you can already tell). :P 

so i was thinking, while i was baking in my oven-like bathroom while removing nasty germs.  it's funny, i use my brain more effectively when i stare off into space and talk to myself.  no really, as if i'm my own imaginary friend.  i guess i'm just one of those people who come across as a psychotic patient who escaped from some cheap asylum when people catch me mumbling to myself on the bus ride back home from nerd land.  okay, that's a lie..i can actually keep my composure when surrounded by random strangers who happen to carry certain types of unpleasant odor.  i'm so mean, it's not even funny.

alright, so just a thought..

it's odd how every shallow human being constantly differentiate between beautiful people and not so beautiful people.  often times, people subconsciously determine whether a person is good looking or just plain ugly.  but if you really give thought to this subject matter, and for once i'll disregard the whole "everyone is beautiful and unique in their own way" belief because many would automatically find that corny, well isn't it so true that each and every individual is beautiful and hideous at the same ol' time?  who are we to measure aspects of their facial features and personality and compare them to another?  is that even possible to do?  sure, you can say one feature is more superior to another..but why is that?  how do we determine that?  how did all these typical stereotypes regarding appearance and personality traits even evolved?  so aren't those who are considered "ugly" by the majority of a certain population just innocent victims of ridiculous, man made stereotypes?  so shouldn't we all realize that we are all walking contradictions of humankind.  well, isn't humankind itself a contradiction? (okay, i can't answer that question because it just popped up in my head and i'm too brain dead to think of substantial evidence to support that..so heh heh heh heh) *brain waves coming to a halt because i need sleep and i'm so stupid for starting this at all* i can't believe i typed all that..but still, i can never seem to find answers within myself every time i think about such ideas..so freakin' mind-boggling.  let's just be simple minded and say that when it comes to anything controversial..just finish it off by.."there's never gonna be solid answers because the idea is too subjective to begin with".  okay, so then i started pondering about logic itself..and then there's morality and all sorts of stuff i'd probably never grow to really grasp.  so there, i'm showing my stupidity or should i say unique way of thinking, because i'm oh, so special..yah, special.."special ed".

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after many filed complaints from "antsy" poooooopoooooo, i'd make sure to mention her humongous significance to my xanga each time i post up something not so read worthy.  oh yes, how can i forget..*waves to chikachu who is probably reading this when she should really be pulling her hair out from extreme anxiety caused by quarter end finals*

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yay..spring break in about a few weeks..but too bad the uc's have it a week before our's.  no worries, i'll just continue procrastinating up until the end of next week so i can devote some time to catch up with some really ugly, yet beautiful people. =)

oo oo..the japanese invented this particular device called Bowlingual, which specializes in translation of the sounds a dog or pup makes.  the screen displays phrases in japanese that would better help the owner understand what their pet is saying.  my question is, why "Bowlingual"?  i mean, where does the "Bow" come in?  what am i to do without wednesday night/thursday morning i-channel shows?     

my right foot fell asleep already, so i should too.  good night you guys. =P